"That's 37 hairs right there," he bragged. "Yeah, count it. I'm literally going to be 30 years old next year."
Perhaps he'll enter a new decade as a winner, too. Because right now, he remains an award show loser. (His words, not ours. Kind of.)
"A Complete Unknown just got eight Academy Award nominations," he said of the Bob Dylan biopic. "It’s been an enormous honor going to these award shows. It’s such a great experience but I just keep losing. And each time it gets harder to pretend it doesn’t sting. Let’s take a look."
Cue the montage of Chalamet struggling to accept defeat. Until now. Because on SNL, he's going to come out victorious and finally read his acceptance speech.
Except when an audience member opens the envelope it's KenanThompson who has won.
"Thank you so much, I didn't expect this," Thompson, wearing a tux, said as he accepted his award on stage. "To my fellow nominees, you did beautiful work this year."
"Anyway, this is for you Bob Dylan," he continued. "We've got a great show for y'all."
It's then that Chalamet cuts in with a plea: "Come on, man. Can I do that part. Please, man. I'm never here."
Thompson concedes but not without a little dig first. As he says while walking off stage, "Go ahead, little b---h."
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Elsewhere in the show, Lin Manuel-Miranda and Adam Sandler made cameo appearances, with the latter introducing Chalamet for his musical performance.
Because yes, he pulled double duty for the night, serving as host and musical guest. And while he appeared stress-free during the show, he leaned on some Timothée Chalamet body doubles (like those who competed in a lookalike contest in October) to prepare him for the gig.
“It's a lot of work, and I want to focus on the songs,” Timothée said in a Jan. 22 promo for the episode, before the camera zoomed out to reveal his lookalikes dressed as various characters he’s played, including a Willy Wonka dupe clad in a purple coat.. “So, I brought in some help to cover with all the hosting duties.”
“Stuff like meeting with the writers or working on my monologue," he continued. "And of course, you gotta listen to Mikey Day brag about hosting Is It Cake?”
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