High tide? Mysterious marijuana washes ashore at Florida beach

Beach goers were baffled and *** buzzing about *** bunch of marijuana that inexplicably washed ashore. Littering this Florida beach with literal seaweed. There was just marijuana all up and down here. I mean, I know the ocean is home to all kinds of flora and fauna. But marijuana come on. The cops were called when *** bystander spotted the pot and took *** whiff of the stank dank for confirmation. I did pick it up and like, and it was so I was like, ok, that's kind of crazy. Police came and eventually cleaned up the beach buds warning locals not to try and take any so sorry folks. No freebies from this high tide from soggy seaweed to toads on the roads. *** mass migration of toads was caught on camera and left, not just local looky loos, but biologists scratching their heads. We're talking like thousands of toads crossing the road. Is this like Toad Mac? Hey, hey, hey, the toad puns are my department lady. But I have to say that one was actually quite riveting. The mass exodus was reportedly more than *** mile long and consisted of hundreds of thousands of toads. The good news is, experts say the event was *** natural one likely triggered by recent rainstorms. The bad news is the fantastical amphibious flight undoubtedly resulted in more than *** few toads. Finally, it was Christmas in July or so it seemed when *** Boston area gas station fire suppression system was triggered possibly by accident and rained down *** snowy white retardant substance on customers and cars blanketing the station and turning it into *** wild winter ish wonderland. Or take *** look at this. I'm Jeremy.